Archive | 2008

31 December 2008 ~ 0 Comments

Sending out aught eight with a bang

I have weird dreams. Ask me sometime about my recursive nightmare or ‘invisible pee from five feet up’ ones from my childhood, or the infamous ‘riding naked with gangster John Kerry’ of 2004.

My brain seemed to want to end the year on a ‘the hell?’ note, so I had quite a few odd ones last night:

  • I was using some version of Windows, and the Show Desktop button was different. It was a circle of some sort. The stuff that sticks with you the next morning, huh?
  • As Elizabeth was leaving for work (after she had actually left) I saw a spider behind our bedroom door. It was about the size of my palm and was bright orange and yellow. Spiders freak me the hell out, by the way.
  • There was some sort of update to Google Analytics that let you publish a video of your stats, for some reason. But when I looked at it, it was actually a first person view of a cat from behind me, stalking and then jumping at me. I briefly wondered how Google got a camera behind me (especially when my desktop has no webcam at all) but then was too busy thinking it was awesome to care.
  • I think related to the above, there was something about Dave and I running away from a cat.

Happy new year, internets.

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30 December 2008 ~ 0 Comments

So, uh, la de da

All of my posts are essentially ‘Yeah, I’m not posting, because all of my time is going towards Gaming Shenanigans and Beer-O-Vision,’ aren’t they? Well, uh, sorry, because this one is no different.

This post is actually entirely useless except as a guinea pig one, a glorified lorem ipsum, because I’m testing a new theme for BOV. If the site looks different, either I’m still in the testing process or I forgot to change it back. I’m lazy, you see.

This post needs a third paragraph, just because. Beer is good. The end.

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05 November 2008 ~ 0 Comments

11/4/08, 11 pm


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29 October 2008 ~ 0 Comments

As close as I’m getting to an election post

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”

— Abraham Lincoln

He may have suspended habeas corpus, but he sure had a way with words.

The issue, as I see it, is that the people aren’t getting ‘the real facts.’ What they’re being given is presented as truth and as such they take it. I’m a firm disbeliever in the whole ‘liberal media’ nonsense, but I do wholeheartedly believe that we as a nation are being done a disservice by neutered journalism.

Which is, I suppose, where the beer comes in.

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10 October 2008 ~ 0 Comments

I am going to anger some people with this simile

In about an hour I’m going to go pick Elizabeth up and start driving to Boston. We’ll be there for a week, and it should be a lot of fun.

My coworker Brie just asked me if I was ready to become a Red Sox fan. I told her that being a fan of baseball is pointless: it’s like being a proponent of red paint instead of green paint because the red dries faster. Whether or not it does is irrelevant, because at the end of the day you’re still watching paint dry.

It should be noted that posting this is ill advised, as I’ll be meeting with a fan of red paint tomorrow and I’m pretty sure he can kick my ass.

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30 September 2008 ~ 4 Comments

The best burger in Buffalo

If there are two things I love, it’s How I Met Your Mother and beer.

Allow me to rephrase before I get smacked when I get home: if there are two things I love besides my wife, it’s How I Met Your Mother and beer.

So during last night’s episode, involving the best burger in NYC, Elizabeth declared that she wanted a burger. Immediately. I wasn’t wearing pants at the time (which was also covered in the episode, giving me yet another reason to love it) and so I promised that we’d go out to the place that had the best burger tonight. Then I set out to find where it was we were going.

Libraryman to the rescue!

The winner, by a hair, as far as I can tell is Grover’s. It gets the Yahoo local vote, one from a local blogger, something called Yelp, foodry.com and — most importantly for someone concerned with authority — the immediate vote of my boss. The issue is that it’s about half an hour from our house and has a tendency to be packed: thinking back, we tried to go here once but gave up when the place was so full we had trouble even getting our name on the board. We’ll need to check it out, but not tonight (especially because I have to be done in time to film something for Beer-O-Vision). Also, for the record, it’s cash only (which isn’t a mark against it, but is good to know going in).

Coming in second, depending on who you ask, is Sterling Place. We love Sterling Place: great food, great beer, down the street from us. As such, it was nice to see it getting recognition as the best from e:strip, Buffalo Homecoming, Buffalo Rising, Buffalo Spree and Bill Rapaport’s Restaurant Guide (with a review for Grover’s saying that Sterling is better). I’ve gotten a burger here once, but generally we come for the amazing fish fry on Fridays. Looks like we need to reconsider our orders, or at least go on non-Fridays. Also cash only, and the burgers can take up to 90 minutes depending on their crowd, but they’re very up front with both. Have another beer while you wait.

Third place came Vizzi’s, which is also fairly close. Though it won the top spot from the Buffalo News (the article itself doesn’t seem to be available, unless you have access to Lexis-Nexis like I do), my visit was marred by their poor beer selection (and from a bar, no less!). A waitress should never say ‘Tell me what you want and I’ll tell you if we have it’ unless the list is long and/or esoteric, and as Vizzi’s highlights are Sam Adams and Yuengling (in bottles; the best draft selection they have is Labatt’s)… the burger was good, at least. Cole’s also got quite a few mentions (including another from Yelp), and I’ve been meaning to check out their beer selection, but that will have to wait for another time.

I feel like a fool for not having realized that one of the city’s best burgers is sitting in the same kitchen next to our favorite fish fry, but there you have it! We’ll be heading to Sterling Place tonight, but will have to choose a weekday we aren’t busy to take the trip to Grover’s and finally see what the fuss is about.

It’s also worth noting that the locals on Twitter were absolutely useless in the compilation of this data.

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04 August 2008 ~ 0 Comments

You can’t take the sky from me

I actually have been posting, but instead of random self-absorbed crap on here it’s been stuff about zombies and George Gale & Co, which is probably much more interesting. That, or self absorbed and obscure.

However, here’s a quick today-only special: Firefly the complete series is on Amazon’s Goldbox for $17.99: I think I paid $30 for it and felt it was worth every penny, so if you’ve somehow managed to avoid it until now you really have no excuse. Just buy it already.

And while you’re at it, go spend the $4 on Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. Joss Whedon, musical, super-villain, Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion means that it is a scientific impossibility to not be awesome.

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01 August 2008 ~ 0 Comments

I have no idea what this means

Cleaning up, I found a notepad from what I assume is the CIRRIE ICF conference from last year. There are three lines:

ICF-CY form (Lollar?)

<3

“terminological”

(the first line makes sense; I think the CY is the children’s version, and I recognize the name of Don Lollar, but the rest…)

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04 July 2008 ~ 1 Comment

Because I had too much free time as it was

I know what you’re thinking:

Dan, you post too much!

I know, right? Well, because my activity on this site is so fast and furious, I thought I’d spread it out more. I’m now writing on two other sites. I never claimed to have good judgment…

Gaming Shenanigans is a new site being run by my future-brother-in-law-in-law Dave and me (the same due that’s been doing The Riot for over two years now). We’ve branched out and want to talk about all sorts of games. Board games, card games, video games, games of tag, you name it. As we’re just getting started, the site may be a little sparse, but bear with us. I think it’s got the potential to be a really cool place for obscure things… though I suppose that’s obvious. ‘This site sucks!’ isn’t really something I’d be thinking as I dedicated time to writing on it, would it?

Beer O Vision, on the other hand, has been around for quite time. Ethan knows a hell of a lot more about beer than I do, and is a much more experienced brewer, so collaborating with him will be a great learning experience. He’s also the mastermind doing the planning for the Buffalo Homebrewing Collective, which looks to be a very cool idea. I’m not altogether sure what I’ll be writing about for BOV, but that’s part of the challenge, isn’t it?

Now then, if tiny decided to throw another Blog War at me, I’d be thoroughly hosed.

(side note: I’m giving up and getting ecto; hopefully it will be the last you’ll have to hear about it)

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25 June 2008 ~ 2 Comments

I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map…

In talking with my boss yesterday about brewing in Buffalo, she reminded me that the Erie County website has a map of Buffalo from 1894. You can click on the red numebrs in each section to zoom in, and there’s a surprising amount of detail provided: the type of building, number of floors, business name, etc. I think I was most surprised that the city has been essentially unchanged in the past 114 years… there’s just so much more stuff! My street had one house on it, and my mom’s had none. Some street names are different, and some had alternate names (Colvin was also ‘Niagara Falls Boulevard’? Really?)

To keep this slightly brewery related, we followed some of the directions on Peter Jablonski’s Edifices of Buffalo Breweries and found quite a few on Plate 34 (a little over halfway down on the lefthand side, by Washington and Burton).

(Don’t care about Buffalo? St Louis has a similar map from 1875)

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