You can always depend on Sam Jack
I love News Groper for its fake celebrity blogs, particularly Samuel L Jackson’s. So, when I saw that he had reviewed the new Indiana Jones movie, well, I could practically guarantee that I’d like it more than the mediocre offering that I saw on Monday. To be clear, it wasn’t just the stupid plot that got me (although the plot was stupid, too). It was the overall ‘meh’ feeling that I got. The script was just… bad. Especially for an Indiana Jones movie.
Fake Sam Jack summed up my feelings perfectly (seriously):
And look, I’ve been in some bullshit films but this is Indiana motherfucking Jones–you don’t have to bullshit around with that motherfucker. Ain’t no need to turn in no mediocre fucking script after twenty got-damn years.
I had forgotten how totally awesome the other three were. Rocky and Rambo needed another movie to redeem their series, but Indy? Why, man, why?
