I am going to anger some people with this simile
In about an hour I’m going to go pick Elizabeth up and start driving to Boston. We’ll be there for a week, and it should be a lot of fun.
My coworker Brie just asked me if I was ready to become a Red Sox fan. I told her that being a fan of baseball is pointless: it’s like being a proponent of red paint instead of green paint because the red dries faster. Whether or not it does is irrelevant, because at the end of the day you’re still watching paint dry.
It should be noted that posting this is ill advised, as I’ll be meeting with a fan of red paint tomorrow and I’m pretty sure he can kick my ass.