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(yet another five minute writing exercise, not at all a real letter)
Dear sir or madam:
I occurs to me that perhaps your store is in desperate need of a reorganization.
Not a shuffling about of employees; no, instead I think you seriously need to consider exactly why your items are where they are, and whether they couldn’t [...]

(This is another five minute writing exercise, though I modified it a bit to meet my whims)
The olive polo shirt I’m wearing is a thatched weave, almost. Were I to know more about sewing and fabrics then I could be more specific, but instead I will have to allow it to suffice in that it [...]

(I had originally intended this to immediately follow The Last Piece of Pie, but then we kinda drove to DC and have been being social and whatnot.)
I had said on Twitter that I need to write more. I really enjoy it (I do so love the sound of my own voice), and it’s very easy [...]

(More on what this is later. Bear with me, or ignore)
She would not give him the last piece of pie.
She had given him the last piece of pie as long as she could remember. Not just pie, either: cake, too. Non-baked goods were also on the list of things she had given him over the [...]